Pretty faces

Fifa announced their World XI yesterday and what a team.

Casillas, Ramos, Marcello, Pique, Alves, Xavi, Alonso, Iniesta, Ronalso, Falcao and some geezer called Messi.

Not a bad team. Nice to see all the Chelsea players who won the Champions League in 2012. Also, the Bayern Munich players who reached their second final in three years and lets not forget the Juventus team who went the entire season unbeaten. Dortmund did a German league and cup double as well so nice to see a few of their players in the Eleven.

Blatter you cunt.

Ronaldo lost out to Messi again for the Ballon D'or.

No wonder he looks so upset. Could you imagine having to go home and shag this munter?

My hero released a new single today. No uproar or months of stringing the public along just a quick mention of his 66th Birthday and then every station playing his new record.

Here he is looking like a down and out when he had his mug shot taken.

What a Legend.

Another two winners today and two seconds as well. Can feel a big winner coming soon.

Nearly pulled the trigger tonight on Villa but for some reason I just couldn't. Thank fuck as they got stuffed 3-1 by League 2 Bradford. After beating Arsenal in the last round they have now beaten more Premiership teams than QPR.

Later.